Hey I'm not Denis Leary

Girls have an opinion on everything.  The female mind does not appreciate the concept of reserving judgement, and while colouring the facts is undoubtedly fun its not always helpful.  Have you ever had that conversation where the condition of public toilets, specifically the male version, gets roundly hated on?  A female in the group, who while not revealing why she was in the male toilet, expresses her disgust at the appalling conditions witnessed and looks at you like you defiled it personally.   Perversely what usually follows is the males uproariously defending their aiming ability while the other females shake their heads distrustfully.  Now I may have frequented a few public toilets in desperate times but its highly unlikely I am wholly responsible for their state of ugliness.  Infact I have been in a few female loo's, for valid and defendable reasons, that have been far from sanitary.  I don't think the state of ladies toilets is exactly a beacon of female pride, and hardly a point to attack the males on.  Its a public toilet for goodness sake.  Its a communal area for people to relieve themselves, not something you can put in a glossy brochure.  Which begs the question of why girls go together.  Do they need company?  You don't see blokes rushing to stand at the urinal together.  One possible reason is that while waiting they clean up and throw the mess in the boys toilet.  That would explain perhaps why so many of them are experts on the inside of ours!