Facebook celebrity

One night the wife was preparing for a party with the girls.  Normally this doesn't take long. Kids have the effect of making most activities perfunctory.  Tonight was different.  There was apparently a good chance of being facebooked.

Facebook is like having your own private papparazzi.  Those 300+ friends you've collected are privy to your every movement and only too willing to snap a quick photo of you and post it online.  You can't buy that kind of attention, and you probably wouldn't want to.  Suddenly your rent-a-crowd is posting all manner of things about you in to the webosphere.  Its certainly not like you get a chance to censor what your mates think is appropriate sharing.  "Hey Bob, any reason you posted that pic of me looking completely retarded?", "Which one do you mean Barry?", " You know the one, where I'm scratching myself with one hand and spilling my beer with the other."

If you were smart you'd blackmail all your friends with your collection.  Suddenly that shot of your mates mullet or crew cut rats tail combo is worth $20 bucks.  At the very least it could be held as insurance against being facebooked yourself.   I guess the motto here people is think before you facebook.  You never know what that person might post about you!